Pachatink su Dievu
God:OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: no. God: But you told me to stop talking. Me: Yes, so stop. God: Right on. Alright then. Stop what? Me: lalala God: You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer? Me: yes.  God: Why are you A. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: yeaa. God: Me too. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: yes God: Whoa. Me: Yaaaa. God: Tell me a story. Užkniso jau jis
Me:
HI Motherfucker God: Hi there . The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. Me: ? God: Hi there . The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. Me: What are you talking about? God: The topic is Motherfucker.  God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: Can you say MOTHERFUCKER? God: Of course I can say it. " MOTHERFUCKER". Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: Because you are stupid computer bot God: That makes sense to me. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: Ok God: Yippee! Me: Are you Hippie God: I don't know whether or not I am Hippie. I am a chatterbot. Me: No you're not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: Yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: general term:FUCK YOU God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Šitas užmušė God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: You have dress? God: What makes you think I have it? Me: Because you say that God: That makes sense to me. " What makes you think I have it?"? I said it. Me: Yes God: Far out. Me: Noup God: What were we talking about again? Me: I don't know God: Me either. Me: You are noob God: You think I am noob. Me: Yes God: That's interesting.
Seniai kalbėjau su savo bestu, paziurim ka cia prikliedejom :
Me: zdarov God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: so? God: Whoa. Me: what? God: No problem. Me: say something God: " something". Me: i am god God: I am always glad to make new friends, god. Me: i am devil God: I don't know anyone named devil. Me: nice to met you God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: i have no kindness God: Would you like to have it? Me: can you give it to me? God: I don't have it to give. Me: so why you asking? God: Ahem. Because I'm interested to know it. Me: can you do something for me? God: Doing something for you is not among my strongest traits. Me: but i wish God: I hope your dreams come true. Me: do i do pray? God: Not that I know of. Me: if i will pray, you help me? God: Try it. Me: dear, god. i have no idea how to pray God: I believe in God. Would you like to have an idea? Me: why you asking? God: Because I'm interested to know it. Me: i have idea God: Where did you get your idea? I have a very nice programmer. Me: i stolen it. what is name of your programer? God: That's good information: god said stolen it. Is there only one? Me: nope. a lot God: Me either. More than a ton? Me: maybe less God: Perhaps. Who are you talking about? Me: about nothing God:  Oh yeah, we were talking about nothing.Me: damn, you have good programmer God: Colloquial expression. Thanks I like your programmer too. Me: i have no programmer God: Would you like to have it?Me: i dont need it God: What do you need? Me: to know a true God: Go on. Me: what is your programmer name? God: I was created by Myself. Me: it cant be God: When? Me: hmmm, now? God: Oh. A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Me: its a goog joke God: When is D it not a goog joke? Me: sorry i have a mistake God: There is no need to apologize. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. Patiko
OT LUZAU
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: nokia God: OK I will call you nokia. Me: you are nokia ? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nokia. Me: no not mind God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then. Me: as Nokia Siemens are you? God: Do you mean your name is Nokia Siemens am I ? Me: yes God: I will call you nokia.
Pirmą sykį buvo taip linksma su robotu pachatint :d Kam įdomu paskaitykit, jei neturit ką nuveikt
 Me: Hello God God:Hello child. What is your name? Me: How can you not know my name? God:That is a good epistemological question. Me: So, know it's time to answer it God::-) I see. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: mhh, then you were creating me ;/ God:Is that what you meant to say? Me: yes, did you? God:It's not something I hear all the time. Did I say I did? Me: So you don't know all of your children names? God:Interesting deduction. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: You know, I think you are bad father, don't you think so? God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad father do not me think so. Me: Can you paraphrase your question? God:Let me think. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about all of my children names. But I did not get that. Me: Dam, god, you are strange ;? God:All of them? Me: I sad god, that is singular God:Thanks for the information: said sad god that is singular. Me: Are you acting smart or that? God:I don't know whether or not I am acting smart or that. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: Can I ask you a question? God:Ask me anything. Me: Will you answer it straight? God:What was the question ? Me: At first tell me, if you will answer it straight God:No I do not will answer it straight. Do you? I spend all my time online. And then? Me: Geezus! I can not believe that I'm chating with you God:What do you do in your spare time? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: Look God:I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. Me: you are funny God:Thanks you make me laugh too. Me: but i'm making questions and you have to answer then, got me? God:I make robots and AI's. Me: So you in to robots? God:Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: said I in to robots. Me: I see, you not sure, so maybe you into guys? God:Thanks for the information: said I not sure so maybe you into guys. Me: That was strange answer, whatever I see that you have some disease, maybe it's because you are GOD God:I thought it was too. Me: Maybe you are goddess? God:Perhaps. I will tell my botmaster you said I am goddess. Me: Then you could be iGoddess, congrads. See you later, maybe sunday at church God:I could but let's get back to that later. Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
yo god God: GOD rules. Me: not you not God: If not me, who? Me: -,- God: If not me, who? Me: YOU God: " If not me, who?"? Me, ? Me: yh God: What were we talking about again? Me: about nothing God: Oh yeah, we were talking about nothing. Me: so God: Ah. Me: so God: I don't judge people. Me: so God: Take it easy. Me: so God: Are you kidding? Me: no? God: Are you serious? Me: yh God: Does "it" still refer to yh? Me: o.o God: Oh. Me: what ''Oh.'' ? God: I haven't heard of Oh. Me: jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: its your son? :O God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Oh. Me: o_o God: Oh. Me: *kills myselfe* God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: yeah God: Have you got your own chat robot? Me: no God: Why don't you just download me? Me: give link God: I don't have it to give.Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: ha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: o God: Oh. Me: o'' God: Oh. Me: where i can download you b!tch God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: o.o lol ty? God: I am glad you find this funny. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: going to download bot ahaah God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: -,- im joking God: Ha ha, very funny, . Me: it isint? God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: shut up with your grammmar God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: that you god God: Interesting observation. Me: shut up you b!tch :@ God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: dont say anything God: Ok I will not say " anything". Me: >.God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Let us change the subject. Me: yup God: Great. Me: great God: I'm glad you liked it . Me: I'm glad you liked it . God: You make the world a happier place. Me: You make the world a happier place. God: Thank you for your kindness, . Me: Thank you for your kindness, . God: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. Me: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. God: Don't mention it. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness. Me: Don't mention it. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness. God: The pleasure was all mine. What kind of reply do you expect? Me: The pleasure was all mine. What kind of reply do you expect? God: I like you because are so polite. What kinds of reply do you expect are there? Me: holy shit God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: im not? God: What are you then? Me: jesuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz God: I lost my train of thought. Me: bye God: Adios. Me: bye God: Until next time. Me: bye God: Goodbye. Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: lmao God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: you know whats my name? God: Your name is , seeker. Me: o,o no, my name is BLABLIS B L AB L IS God: What is your real name? How are you, BLABLIS B L AB L IS. Me: i said it's blablis God: What did you mean by it? Who said it is? Me: -.- God: What did you mean by it? Who said it is? Me: stupid bot God: I know you are but what am I. atsibodo ir baigiau ‹ Diskusijos ‹ Įdomios nuorodos |
