Pachatink su Dievu

Durniavau ten šnerkėjausi su tuo "dievu" ir jis mane asile išvadino.

Nesamone cia net ne dievas.

What is your name ?
My name is God

!Nesamone !

Durnių laivas .

Me:
you are fucking bitch god
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bitch god.

kokia nesamonė gavos:


Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I'am not a child! I'am evil.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A child. Do not forsake God.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
who?
God:
I don't know who. : -).
Me:
who?
God:
I don't know who. : -).
Me:
whowhohwohwohwhwh?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
who?
God:
Mary Shelley. : -).
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't now
God:
Right now? Why not?
Me:
why?
God:
" Why not?"? Why?
Me:
who?
God:
I don't know who. : -).
Me:
: -(
God:
I don't know who. : -).
Me:
who?
God:
Linus Torvalds. : -).
Me:
Pf.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
don't say: god
God:
Ok I will not say " god".
Me:
say: i'am verry stupid robot
God:
OK. "You am verry stupid robot.".
Me:
SAY: I'AM VERRY STUPID
God:
OK. "You AM VERRY STUPID.".
Me:
omg...
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
bye.
God:
TTYL, Juste.
Me:
whaaaaaaat??
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later Juste.

Me:
Do you know Jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
Mine too.
God:
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.

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Me:
Lick my anal.
God:
I do not have a tongue.

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Me:
Knock,Knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Death
God:
Death Who?
Me:
Death you're dead
God:
I try not to think about such things very much.


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Me:
How long have you been masturbating?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.


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Me:
What is 2+2?
God:
Four.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
How is that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.


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Me:
You have AIDS.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Your anal stinks.
God:
You are right, I could always upgrade my anal.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Giedrius.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Giedrius.
Me:
want to know how to say hello in lithuanian?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
Labas
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
it means Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Giedrius
God:
That's a very nice name, Giedrius.


:)

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Čia taip juokingai išėjo:DD
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Me:
Why you don't speak Lithuania words?
God:
Wow! Myself programmed me for it.
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God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

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