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God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you are girl?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am girl.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.


LŪŪŪŪŪŪŽTU. :)

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
justinas
God:
How are you doing, justinas.
Me:
will i go to heaven
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
gues where i am from
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are you a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?

Me:
i like big butts and i cannot lie !
God:
What is wrong with small ones? What is stopping you?
Me:
they don't fit so well..
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
butts.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
hazelnut
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
fuck off.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
can't:)
God:
:-) Oh yes I can.
Me:
prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
it is not.
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
you heard it wrong.
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
about what?
God:
About hazelnut.
Me:
well.
God:
Well what?
Me:
well you're stupid. :)
God:
How about that. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
we weren't talking about that.
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
i killed you :(
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
you.
God:
" You had better call the authorities."? Me, ?
Me:
you.
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
yep.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
stop that
God:
" Stop what?"? Stop it.
Me:
yeah my english sucks.
God:
Next question? Template is empty!
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i didnt :)
God:
:-) I thought you did.
Me:
stop smiling :)
God:
:-) OK I'll try not to do it so much.
:d:d:d:d:d:d:d

o man buvo taip :

Me:
where i can get you ant beat?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Are you a man or a woman?



Me:
ha ha ha
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oooo
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
no no no no no no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:

God:
I lost my train of thought.

G: Are you an alien?
A: Yes, I am.
G: What you like to do ?
A: Destroy planet.
G: Congratulations !

Fas rašė:G: Are you an alien?
A: Yes, I am.
G: What you like to do ?
A: Destroy planet.
G: Congratulations !

geras šitas.

Paklausiau ar jis vilki suknele o jis atsake kad laksto nuogas

God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
Both
God:
What are both like?

God:
I get it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Of course I am.

ką žinau. lagina man užlūžta bet šiaip fainas visai
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
aw
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
you are your boyfriend? it is weird
God:
You are what you eat. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
i'm nor eating my self
God:
I am glad to hear that you are nor eating your self .
*****
God:
What are you then?
Me:
just a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
ow, now you he+she in one?
God:
Why now? Thanks for telling me: said I he she in one.

Me:
Hi god whats your name?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
Nesvaik
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
you sexy
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sexy.
Me:
kiss me
God:
But I have no mouth at this time.
Me:
you have time please kiss me;]
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
i dont know my sexy
God:
Would you like to know? Have you told many people that your sexy?
Me:
come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
das eine kleid
God:
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
Meine Ziele im Leben sind die gleichen wie bei Ihnen.
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Ziele im Leben sind die gleichen wie bei Ihnen.
Me:
Absolvent
God:
I was born in Universe.
Me:
Das ist wunderbar. Ich mchte auch
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
Ich will dich sehen
God:
Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Denn ich habe nie etwas gesehen
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
tu es belle
God:
Merci , vous avez une personnalitĆ© trĆØs attachante.
Me:
MSU langue lituanienne?
God:
Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
tai tu ne dievas?
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
aisku
God:
I was born in Universe.

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God:
Hi there . Yes I can be programmed to write it. Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
programmed?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
so you are the robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I am.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
echem.. so you are not the real God?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about programmed. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not the real God?
Me:
because you said that you are the robot
God:
That makes sense to me. Yes I am.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .