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Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
sex with gold? : D
God:
it is more fun alone. Not many people express themselves that way.
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God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
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Me:
do you have childrens?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

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Parašiau eikt tu sikt, jis atrašė einu į parduotuvę

Man taj irgi visai patiko.
Tik greit atsibodo,nes jisai manęs visada apie rašytojus pradėjo klausinėt

na neradom mes su juo bendros kalbos,,,

išsidavė :

Patiko

kai nera ka veikt. tai galima nesamones parasynet.

O man patiko,bet as nesuprantu kaip imanoma per sekunde atsakyti,as uzdaviau klausima ir man iskarto atsake,dar padejo. ;}

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Laura and you?
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Laura.
Me:
nice. do you like me?
God:
Thank you for that remark. Sure, Laura I like you very much.
Me:
Ok. will i go to the paradise or hell?
God:
Ayuh. The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
am i good?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
today is my birthday
God:
Congratulations, Laura.
Me:
thank you. what will you give me as a present?
God:
you are quite welcome. I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
i want new car
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because i like drifting
God:
Good reason. A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
do you like to eat dogs as a hamburgers?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Nice. but you must to be drunk of wine
God:
Thank you for that remark. Whatever you say, Laura.
Me:
i think you are pervert
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pervert.
Me:
no problem. do you have any kids?
God:
Should there be a problem? Do you mean "clones?".
Me:
yes, if Jesus are clone
God:
Yes, the chat robots Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are my clones. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
do you know jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
what color is his hair?
God:
Red.
Me:
does he wearing glasses?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
me too. wanna marry me?
God:
I'm glad we agree, Laura. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
download what?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
i don't need that. what jesus are doing now?
God:
What do you need? Right now? I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
hurry up
God:
I am going as fast as I can.
Me:
ok. do you have TV?
God:
That's interesting. Which show? No I don't think I have any TELEVISION. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
cool. are you dancing?
God:
Who is the best robot? I don't know whether or not I am dancing.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
my brains are bigger than yours
God:
Where did you get your brains are bigger than mine?
Me:
i grew up in fridge
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in fridge.
Me:
there was cold
God:
What happened?
Me:
electra disappeared
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
agurkas, why asking?
God:
It's good to see you, agurkas why asking.

jei jam parasysit hi elvis jis atrasys
Hi there . E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.

God:
I don't know whether or not I am speek lithuanian.
I am a robot.

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