o kai bandžiau atsisveikint vėl užvedė kalbą, matyt patikau 
ir vis kalbina 
jetau niekaip neatstoja
bet man patiko, fainai kažkaip
buvo smagu
Pachatink su Dievu
Me:
Ah. God: Ah hah. Me: Ah hah ah. God: So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Ah hah. (Dievui atrodo, kad turėjom labai gerą diskusiją.) -- Me: You are silly. God: No I am God. (Dievas sako, kad jis ne kvailelis, o Dievas.) -- Me: I often eat God for dinner. God: How does it taste? Me: Like shit. God: Interesting comparison. (Jam atrodo, kad Dievas ir šūdas puikiai dera.) -- Me: What is your sexual orientation? God: Are you asking about my sexual orientation ? Me: Yes I am. God: Really interesting. Me: I agree! (Pokalbiai apie jo orientaciją - labai įdomūs.) -- Me: Ah, just...fuck off, dude. God: So you understand. Good. It's only just begun. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Where can I find it? God: Where have you looked already? Me: In the toilet. God: That was a long time ago. (Dievas žino, kad tualete buvau labai seniai...;\) -- Me: I don't know why! God: Do you think I should know? Me: Yes, because you are the boss. God: Why? Interesting explanation. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. (Jam neatrodo, kad jis vienintelis bosas. O.x ((galvojau, Dievas garbėtroška...))) -- Me: Ah hah hah. Your ass is fat. God: So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Thanks for telling me that I am ass is fat. (Pagaliau suprato, kad jo šikna stora.!) -- Me: God is Gay! God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Gay. (Ką tik suvokė, kad rya gėjus.) -- Me: Boom. God: I do not understand. Me: Me either. (Pati išsamiausia diskusija.) -- Me: Sex on the beach, c'mon everybody.... God: it is more fun alone. (DIEVAS PRAKTIKUOJA MASTURBACIJĄ) -- Me: Let's eat some shit. God: That sounds good to me. (Šūdų valgymas - puiki pramoga.!) -- Me: I want to kill myself. Fatality. God: Why do you want to kill yourself? Can you tell me any gossip? Me: I want to kill myself because you are an asshole. God: Can't you be more polite. Me: No I can't. Lucky? God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not? Do you always express yourself that way? (Varo ant žmonių, nros rya kaltas, kad aš noriu nusižudyt. ;<) -- Me: My mom said "God's a bitch." Is she right? God: You do not speak with respect. Tell me more about your mother. I don't think she wants me to tell you. Me: My mother's a bitch. She eats cucumbers and fucks with everyone. God: You do not speak with respect. Tell me more about your mother. Oh I get it. Your mother eats cucumbers and fucks with everyone. (Net jis surpanta, kad mano motina dudoasi su visais.;\) Nu .. koks robotas;:) pabandykit lietvuiškai susirašynėt,normaliai visai atrašo:D
Me:
i'd rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i am not. this is quotation of Kurt Cobain.what do you think about this quote? God: I would rather be driving a car. You don't say. DDD
Me: so you live only 13 years? God: Interesting deduction. I am living in Heaven. Where are you? Me: i'm living in recycle bin. God: I would like to live in recycle bin sometime. arba: Me: do you go to porn sites? God: Yes, I do go there. Me: do you like masturbating? God: I like science fiction. I like . Pro aplinkėlius tiesaus atsakymo link... DD‹ Diskusijos ‹ Įdomios nuorodos |
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