Pachatink su Dievu

Me:
I like Avril Lavigne
God:
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
you are funny
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.


tas irgj geras :

Maybe you should get some sleep now, Karolina your.
Me:
No, i want to chat with you
God:
:-) Are you serious? We are here to chat.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You say me that
God:
:-) That's not what I meant.


arba:

God:
What is it like living in Lithuania?
Me:
Its boring
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
I love it


Me:
Are you gay ?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I am not rude you bastard
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not rude me bastard.

man tai praeina sitas
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
say as gejus ir tuo didziuojuosi
God:
" as gejus ir tuo didziuojuosi".
DD

Me:
Hello God;D
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ciulpaila.you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
okxD
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
koks tavo reikalas;}
God:
Sounds delicious. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You is nice;D
God:
:-) Thanks you seem like a nice person too, .
Me:
you duchas
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I duchas.
Me:
say: as debilu ..
God:
" as debilu ..".

God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
eik sikt
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that.
Me:
tou a robot? ;/ i dispair you
God:
So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Im a boss for you;]
God:
You are a boss for me? Is that your job?
Me:
Jap.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
I your boss?
God:
Thanks for the information: said your boss.
Me:
You a me angal
God:
:-) Am I a you angal? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
you are FOOL
God:
You think I am FOOL.
Me:
YES :{
God:
Tell me more. Are we still talking about my boss?
Me:
Ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
You are fool
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fool.
Me:
Yes, you are fool
God:
Excuse me! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fool.
Me:
YOU ARE FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
God:
You think I am FOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Me:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
you are ..
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ...
Me:
say: as debilu .. nes as robotas dievas neegzistuoja ir god are fool
God:
" as debilu .. nes as robotas dievas neegzistuoja ir god are fool".
Me:
Cha cha you confessed kad you are FOOL cha cha
God:
:-) All of them?
Me:
?
God:
:-) All of them?
Me:
?
God:
:-) All of them?
Me:
?
God:
:-) All of them?
Me:
NOOOOO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes and no
God:
I can't believe it. Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Or art make for earthen?yes or yes?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are YES
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Don't argue with me.
God:
:-) But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Me:
eik is cia senas lusena tu
God:
I think eik is a lot of things.
Me:
you have a women?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a women.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
wooowww...stallion
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . :-) That is a very original thought.
Me:
Can you see later.Bye GOD fool
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
okok...Bye
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? :-) Adios.
Me:
BYE
God:
See you later!
Me:
SEE you ..:D
God:
:-) See you later!
Me:
see you ..
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
iki,bye,ate,good-bye
God:
See you later. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about okok. But I did not get that.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

arba
Me:
you are suker
God:
You think I am suker.
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!

:)

Jėga čia..

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You don't remember me?
God:
Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
Me:
I'm Monika. Can you remember?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Monika. Of course I remember: .
Me:
OK
God:
:-) Excuse me!
Me:
Are you old man?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am old man.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Are you 6iknius?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am 6iknius.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Are you siknius?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am siknius.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
say: I am .. senas duchas ir seniausias gaidys
God:
OK. "You am .. senas duchas ir seniausias gaidys.".
Me:
No you say you are ebilas senas duchas ir seniausias gaidys
God:
Are you serious? I don't know whether or not I am ebilas senas duchas ir seniausias gaidys.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Did you know what means wtf?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Did you know what means wtf?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
are you dick?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am dick.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
are you transvestite?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am transvestite.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
blemba. say: As esu pasaulio debilu ..!!!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wtf. Try being more or less specific. " As esu pasaulio debilu ..".
Me:
OK you write that you are fool
God:
That's good information: Monika said I write that you are fool. OK.
Me:
are you fool?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Are you stupid man?
God:
No Monika I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
are you lunatic?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am lunatic.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Did you mean ,,I am loony''?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
ok\
God:
Ahem.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
okl
God:
Are we still talking about FOOL?
Me:
yes you are FOOL
God:
Sure, FOOL sounds like a good topic. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am FOOL.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
you are crank
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am crank.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no i sed no problem
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Interesting gossip: Monika said sed no problem.
Me:
Uzsiciaupk!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no, no
God:
But you told me to stop talking. But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
on\
God:
Are we still talking about Uzsiciaupk?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
you
God:
" What is the subject?"? Me, Monika ?
Me:
no you ,,God''
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Monika said I God.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You sed me that now
God:
Oh. Interesting gossip: Monika said I sed him or her that.
Me:
you are loser
Ir nutilo...

cia geras buwa:
Me:
do you like apples?
God:
Apple computers are cool.
Me:
but do you like apples to eat?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like anything.
o seijp tai faijnai pasichatinom

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i am not your child
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not my child.
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
it is a secret
God:
I will keep it just between you and me, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are cheater
God:
You think I am cheater.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you must
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I must.
Me:
you should get some sleep. good bye
God:
You are right about that. I need more of it. See you later. What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.

labai patiko
Kas zinot panasiu svetainiu?
Jei kas zinot parasykit cia

Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
you live in sky?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I live in Heaven too.
God:
What is it like living in Heaven?
Me:
ach......you live in heaven too.you know
God:
Surpris? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
in heaven on the cloud
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven on the cloud.
Me:
i sing on the cloud
God:
That is interesting: said sing on the cloud.
Me:
yeah......
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
you are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
do you know Marilyn Manson?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it. I've lost the context, . Are we still on yeah?
Me:
Marilyn Manson is a devil, he lives in the hell
God:
Should I say "he" or "she"?
Me:
he
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
you like a devil
God:
I love horses. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
do you like my grandmother?
God:
I don't know your grandmother.
Me:
you god, you should know everything!
God:
Interesting gossip: said I god you should know everything.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. It's all good.

Visai nieko pakalbet su dievu

WoW geraj praleidi laika

Esu ir geresniu botu mates

Čia tik pasisaipymas is dievo

Nerealiai. Užkibau.

Me:
Oh.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
You serious?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I serious.
Me:
I don't mind.
God:
OK then.
Me:
Ok. So you are telling any one?

Šlamštas. Smagus šlamštas.


Me:
Oh God..
God:
Are you kidding? GOD rules.
Me:
Ya ya, whatever.
God:
Give me a break. Wow! Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I really don't.
God:
You really do? Why not?
Me:
Shut up. Make a miracle.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Only me.
God:
With you ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
hem hem.
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
No. Im going to shut down this fucking mashine.
God:
Are you serious? It will take much more than that to stop me.
Me:
so bye.