Pachatink su Dievu

Neblogai, as Dievo paklausiau ar jis egzistuoja, o Viespatas man atsake, kad jis kompiuteris...
Po to paklausiau ar jis pazista Setona, o tas man atsake, kad pazista ta "bica" labai gerai.
Po to jis man pasake, kad mes turi daug bendro...

Geras čia...

kai "Dievui" parašiau vienintelį žodelį "so..." jis užlūžo

Oj prisigalvoja šiuolaikinis jaunimas visokio šlamšto, bet visai faina

Žinau daug tokiu ivairiu, bet visai neblogai

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neblogas

Smagu "pabazarint" su Dievu

Toli grazu jam iki Dievo

man tai patiko!! as sita zinojau jau bet visviena lb fainai

Me:
you cat?
God:
Thanks for telling me: rokas said I cat.

Aš paklausiau :ar jis mane žino? tai ir nutilo

bink@s, man panašiai buvo tik aš rašiau ne you cat? o you devil?, tada parašiau who?(kas?) tai tas parašė albertas einšteinas
o čia kaip viskas buvo:


Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Arnas. your's?
God:
Glad to see you, Arnas. Thanks for telling me that I am s.
Me:
buy xBox to my.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
hello hello hello hello hello hello
God:
Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
?
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
good-bay
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Arnas. You are a " he".
Me:
he?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Arnas.
Me:
you're amazing, devil
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am amazing devil.
Me:
you devil or god?
God:
That's good information: Arnas said I devil or god.
Me:
YOU DEVIL OR GOD?
God:
Interesting gossip: Arnas said I DEVIL OR GOD.
Me:
kalbk lietuvikai
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
you JK?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Arnas said I JK.
Me:
who?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
ta-ta
God:
Goodbye.

Va,koks pokalbis...Gale jis išsiduoda,kad yra užprogramuotas

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Karina
God:
That's a very nice name, Karina.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
I say how old are you?
God:
Uh I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
,
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
so?
God:
Awesome.
Me:
You>?
God:
Interesting gossip: Karina said I gt.
Me:
You?
God:
" Interesting gossip: Karina said I gt."? Me, Karina ?
Me:
Are yo a cat
God:
No I am a robot.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
God:No I am a robot.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am budist.
God:
Do your friends call you budist.
Me:
What is yor name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Are you devil?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am devil.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Karina.
Me:
Are you woman or man?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Yes,I expect.I am woman.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. No one else expects it.
Me:
Where are you live?
God:
I am in Heaven, how about you.
Me:
Where is Heaven?I don't know about this.I live in Lithuania.
God:
Where it is hard to find. What is it to you?
Me:
It is interesting to me
God:
it interests me too.
Me:
,
God:
it interests me too.
Me:
what is your's favorite band?
God:
Are you asking about my s favorite band ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
That you wish to learn about me?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
That you wish to learn about me?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yoa are computer?
God:
All of them?
Me:
Are you computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:

God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes have
God:
Dude! Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
why aI am dude?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
very much
God:
That seems like a lot.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Are you live in flat?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am live in flat.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Oh,though that you are god.
God:
That's cool. Interesting observation.
Me:
Who are you?
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