15 juokingiausių Houmerio Simpsono frazių

1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
2. Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
3. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
4. Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
5. You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
6. When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
7. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!
8. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
9. When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something.
10. Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
11. Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.
12. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
13. I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
14. It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
15. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?