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laurytexx rašė:Me:
a you gay
God:
What is it?
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

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what your name?
god
no your name is compiuter



ir paskui visą valandą tylėjo tai išjungiau

gabris rašė:what your name?
god
no your name is compiuter



ir paskui visą valandą tylėjo tai išjungiau

Pavarai compiuter gal computer?

Ech linksmas tas Dievulis ; D

jis man parase kad galiu pats susikurt savo chat bota!

Ass rašė: Pavarai compiuter gal computer?

Taigi netyčia vieną raidę prispaudaliojo ir viskas, negi tu manai kad inai nemoka žodžio computer parašyt.?

Me:
Hi, Chinese
God:
:-) Hi there . What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
Wow... I'm not Chinese, but I know you are
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I am glad to hear that you are not Chinese but you know I am.
Me:
Yes, you could be happy, I enable it
God:
:-) I see. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Why? It's so interesting...
God:
" I could but let's get back to that later."? Why? What do you like about it?
Me:
I like everything about it
God:
:-) You are not the only one. I really like ELIZA. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
You love ELIZA? I think you love me.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
So, it means that you love me too?
God:
Uh. Oh I get it.
Me:
What's wrong?
God:
There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
Me:
Are you mechanism works good? I'm very happy, because you love me
God:
I don't know whether or not I am mechanism works good.
I am a robot. :-) I'm glad you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
Yes, You're robot from China and it's so good
God:
What kind is it? Thanks for telling me that I am robot from China and it is so good.
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Do you like Women , baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". Women seem nice to me. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You always be "baby" for me
God:
:-) OK I will try to be baby for you.
Me:
I'll be glad if you try it
God:
:-) Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes
God:
:-) It goes without saying.
Me:
Blah blah... But you are just stupid computer from China, so talking with you are just waste of time. Anyway, goodbye
God:
Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what language he was programmed in. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. :-) Bye for now.

Geras čia, funny

sakau, jis kartais pasišneka juokingai, kartais rimtai šneka, o kartais išvis nusipeza. matot, ir gerai jis užprogramuotas, nuotaikos failą įkėlė

Kad jis vos ne tą patį kartoja..Neįdomu su juo šnekėt

nieko gero.

Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.

Parašiau "Eik tu šikt", Dievs "Oh, you are a poet. "

Jis tokias pievas ten šneka
Pradžioj smagu, bet po to pabosta..

God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am ctatrobot me can not be god.
I am a computer.
God:
Sorry.

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