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Me:
do you like my grandmother?
God:
I don't know your grandmother.
Me:
she's name is Maria
God:
name is Maria is she?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
do you like she
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like wine and bread.
Me:
you sexy
God:
That's good information: Mantvile said I sexy. Aš sexę, taip Dievulis pasityčiojo iš menęs

Dievas mane užvartė.:D

Čia tai prikolas:
Me:
Are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.

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visai draugiskas

Me:
Hem...
God:
Vous dites?
Me:
Can You talk lithaunian?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in lithaunian.
Me:
Yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Labas means Hi or Hello
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman- Moteris
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Girl-Mergaite
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Im saying english,and after - lithuanian
God:
I like the English language.
Me:

God:
I like the English language.
Me:
i like you
God:
Thanks, Monica, I like you too.
Me:
Well...All humans like you
God:
Well what? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Why is in the worl evil?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
No.. Evil
God:
Are you serious? I was created by Myself.
Me:
Why Evil exist?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
are you siko?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am siko.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

Me:
Why you suck jesus dick ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.






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Me:
Why you suck jesus dick ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Eik tu!Paklausiau ar turi skype tai jis man sako [pasakysiu liet.] :Kaip tu manai ka as galiu turet? ...Ir taip ant kiekvieno atsakymo...

Me:
You have a mother?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
What is your father name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
You are stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.



Geras ten.
Geras jo ten tėvas
O geriausia šita eilutė:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
(Aš atsiminsiu ką tu pasakei, kai robotai užkariaus pasaulį).

Dar geriau:
Me:
Please send me $ 100, because I am poor and do not have the money. I am very hungry.
God:
Wow you are very polite. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) . What will you be eating?

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
kipras
God:
Hi, kipras.
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Kipras, i've said already.
God:
Perhaps. How are you, Kipras I have said.
Me:
Im fine, thanks.
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
Nothing. Fuckin' world, thats it.
God:
Not a thing? Don't you know any other words?
Me:
I know, sure...
God:
How do you know? OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
?
God:
How do you know? OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
?
God:
How do you know? OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
Change theme.
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
...
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
I think u're boring.
God:
You believe that? Sometimes client-people say God is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
You are bot?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bot.
Me:
...
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bot.
Me:
Are you bot?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am bot.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Lithuania.

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