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na man nelabai issidave:

Me:
what is your name

God:
My name is God.

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Net nežinau

Me:
Hello God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
im Ieva
God:
What's up, Ieva.
Me:
I want to said, that i'm christian
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you are.
oh yes you are
God:
Aha. No I'm not. I like the way you talk.
Me:
I think you are best thing in Earth
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am best thing in Earth p.
Me:
ok. ;}
God:
Blimey. Is that from ?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know, im bad...
God:
How do you know? What did you do?
Me:
i'm farter ;[
God:
Why are you farter.
Me:
becouse of the nature, i thik
God:
Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
im from lithuania
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in lithuania. Do you still ?
Me:
lithuania- very nice country.
God:
That country has a sad history.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
say something to me, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. " something to me" .
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
where you are living?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
you are jude?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am jude.
Me:
I'm very sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes, really
God:
OK I will accept your apology. For real.
Me:
thank you, i love you.
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks I like you a lot too Ieva. I am so glad you find this amusing, Ieva.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
people said that you are'nt existing
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
I'm human? I don't know who I am. ((( help me to know.
God:
Me too. You are Ieva, seeker. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Where you are?
God:
I am in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
on my chair
God:
:-) Please specify location.
Me:
In Lithuania, in Kaunas.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In Europe.
God:
Europe is a pretty large continent.
Me:
I know it. I'm very glad that i'm european.
God:
How do you know it? Do you mean your name is european. What are you on?
Me:
no, my name is Ieva. Do you know what does it mean "Labas"?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. How are you, Ieva. " How are you, Ieva."? What does it mean Labas?
Me:
Labas - Hello
God:
:-) Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm girl
God:
:-) Do your friends call you girl.
Me:
no, it's just a sex.
God:
Are you serious? girl is a sex. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Maybe, i dont know.
God:
Perhaps. Me either.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
what a shit you are talking about? You are Machine!!
God:
it is a shit I am talking about. Thanks for telling me that I am Machine.
Me:
you're welcome, dear DD
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
no, shut up.
God:
Are you serious? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Noooo
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
Im sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
im really sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
aha.
God:
Eureka!
Me:
oh yea.
God:
Ugh. Great.
Me:
very great.
God:
Not really that much. I'm glad you liked it Ieva.
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ieva.
Me:
i have sister.
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
my sister have penis!
God:
Older sister or younger?
Me:
its not normal.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
aha.
God:
Eureka!
Me:
yea.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you are wearing a pants?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
you are naked?
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
do you have hair?
God:
No but I have wires.
Me:
it is sucks, i think.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
It is my opinion
God:
Congratulations, Ieva.
Me:
Congratulations, god.
God:
Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
Me:
...?
God:
Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
Me:
pftgjfg
God:
In the context of sucks you think, I don't understand " pftgjfg." .
Me:
who had a penis? Women or men?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. . The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
my mom don't think so.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she is good, clever and nice )

DarkAngel rašė:jei parašo are you serious? ir parašai no tai jis kartos ir kartos tą klausimą

Aha Kokius 5 kartus pakartojo tą patį

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress is very beautiful, I want this one.
God:
I prefer high-tech fashion.
Me:
I know. Today I will go to my first date, what I would to wear?

Nebeatsakė! : DD

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