1. You think you're Harry Potter!
You think you're magical, don't you? You act like you're J.K. Rowling's gift to the world. You think you can just wave your little wand and shout some Latin-sounding words and poof -- you'll stop evil in its tracks. Well, it ain't gonna happen. No matter how many spells you chant, or how many Horcruxes you collect, you'll never be that wizard that people all over the world adore. Face it, Muggle... You're no Harry Potter.
2. You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
3. Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
4. Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.